That Girl With The GutThat Girl With The GutThat Girl With The Gut by MystifiedBeef
It was a calm afternoon in suburban Chicago,Doug Walker was finishing editing his next Nostalgia Critic review on "It Takes Two".All of a sudden the doorbell rang he got up to answer the door.Hello? he asked,but there was no one there instead he found a note telling him to come to an undisclosed location as the Critic where he was told he would meet Catherine Zeta-Jones.He thought this was strange but,he would meet Catherine Zeta-Jones,so he drove to the location with the directions that where attached to the note.
When he arrived at the spot he found a second piece of paper saying that Catherine was in warehouse 69.Really? Doug said aloud.He walked to warehouse 69 and entered through the door.Hello is anyone here? he asked.Great I drove all this fucking way for nothing he said. As he turned around to leave he realized the door was locked.Suddenly a pink mist appeared and spread throughout the room. What the fu...,the Critic collapsed to his knees before passing